Introducing
An LLM. On a disc. Nothing else required.
Every parameter lives on the disc in your hand. Insert it, and the model runs on hardware you already own — nothing calls home, because there's nowhere for it to call.
No patches. No silent updates. No model swapped out under you overnight. What shipped on the disc is what you get, permanently — like a photograph that talks back.
There is no server. There is no account. There is a disc, a drive, and a conversation that exists only on your machine.
Yes. It boots off the disc and runs locally on your machine's own hardware.
No. That's the whole point. Buy a new disc when a new model ships.
Then you no longer have an LLM. Treat it like a car key.